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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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