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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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