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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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