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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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