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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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