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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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