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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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