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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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