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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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