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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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