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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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