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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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