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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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