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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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