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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏
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