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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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