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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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