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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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