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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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