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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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