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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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