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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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