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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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