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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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