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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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