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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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