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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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