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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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