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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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