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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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