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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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