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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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