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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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