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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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