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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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