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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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