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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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