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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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