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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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