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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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