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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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