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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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