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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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