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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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