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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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