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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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