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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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