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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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