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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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