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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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