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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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