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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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