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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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