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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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