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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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