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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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