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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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